David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine

Oh david-chan is so kawaii

by Vemidse August 27, 2019

Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy

That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy

by Dumbnig October 25, 2019

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021

David

One of the main characters of the animated series titled “camp camp”. He is by far the hottest being alive, and will give you hugs whenever needed. He is very upbeat, and always tries his best to please others. He loves nature and the outdoors, and you can tell he genuinely cares for all of his campers. He is very attractive, and lowkey seems kinda fruity. He may seem innocent, but who knows what he does when there’s nobody else around😏🤷 ♀️🔥😩🥵

“Yo, whose your favorite camp camp character?🤷 ♀️”
“David, 100%. He’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen!😩”
“Wow. Agreed.👍😎”

by _candelabra🔥🐒 July 3, 2021

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023