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David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.
Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!
by bummlife May 7, 2011
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David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.
Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh
by Dabrell March 17, 2022
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Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around
“Davide tackle Shanuk
by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023
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David Brain

A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others
Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain
by David Black February 4, 2023
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David

A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.
David was daviding around the wellness event center.
by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022
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