A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
Get the Crumb Bummug. An amazing guy who is authentic in the most natural way possible. He will light up any room just by entering.
by magickal realness October 1, 2021
Get the Bummug. by DJPugLife August 31, 2023
Get the bum raipurmug. (1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
by Florbot October 8, 2016
Get the Floor Bummug. Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022
Get the Country Bum Fuckmug. a piece of bad information that usually results in a girl being anally penetrated and the guy shitting on her head.
1. "why did you tell me that freakazoid is a normal guy? that was the most janky bum gouge you've ever given me!"
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
by SlooterMcGooter69 October 1, 2012
Get the bum gougemug. 