Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”
Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”
Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
Get the Lizard Brainmug. This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Omelette Brainmug. Brooklyn is an example name FYI(hmm)
This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )
This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )
by Mateo22106 November 28, 2018
Get the Bæ’s Brainmug. When you don’t wanna say stupid say sad brain. Please do it’s what all the sophisticated people say.
Brian: Bro I just fell over my own feet
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain
by The sad brain club February 18, 2021
Get the Sad brainmug. A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.
Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
by Jjadfi August 23, 2017
Get the Distance-brainmug. by Fartfantehsecond December 23, 2021
Get the royal brainmug. A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
Get the teacher brainmug.