Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack

While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.

by m00h July 12, 2019

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019

Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.

Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"

by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019

Musket Ball

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).

Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?

by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019

guacamole ball

the better way to name an avocado

I have a guacamole ball in the fridge that I will eat for lunch.

by guacamoleball123 June 10, 2019

Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

3 ball

3 ball specifically is referred to when playing pool. When referring to the NBA they are referring to teams mostly shooting 3 pointers during the game. Most notable teams to shoot a lot of 3 pointers are Houston Rockets and Golden State warriors . When both teams are mostly scoring layups they are in attack mode. When all the offensive players post up in the back court, and the defense comes out to guard on the 3 pointer line, this is considered 3ball meaning the offense is looking to shoot a 3 pointer and the defense is privy to the fact and will leave the zone underneath the hoop , to come out and guard the 3 point shooters . In today’s NBA it’s not un Common for all five players in a half court set offense to simply stand on the 3 point line waiting for a pass to come to them and to take a wide open 3. A lot of old school players and announcers such as Charles Barkley and jalen rose for example often say “ you live by the 3 and die by the 3” both of these players were prevalent in the 80s and 90s and 2000s . Most players who shot 3 pointers would take the shot from at the 3 point line or a foot or two back. Players like today’s point guard Damien Lillard on the Portland Trailblazers frequently shots from 10 feet behind the 3 point line which is only couple of more feet from the half court mark. Steph curry has made several half court shots in his career. Kevin Durant also shoots very deep . Even Kobe Bryant didn’t shoot as far as players do today.

3ball Era (NBA) right the golden state warriors are playing 3 ball. Players shooting a lot of 3 point shots

by Nick Tusk May 10, 2019