watermelon head

adj: A term used to describe someone with a head that is out of proportion with their body.

noun: A literal watermelon for a head, typically placed on a corpse by naughty teenagers.

Wow! My Grandma has a watermelon head! If I catch the degenerate that did this, I'll eat their ass!

Wow! My best friend sure had a watermelon head, its too bad the police blew half of it off cause he was black.

by alabamatruckenthusiast January 16, 2018

binky-head

Affectionate/offensive term for an irritating, yet lovable jerk; generally someone who thinks they know everything, but refuses to listen to reason;such as my son, Alan!

"You binky-head! Read the directions before you open the package with your teeth!"

by rsp.christi February 26, 2009

gumby head

a person of african descent that has a hairstyle that is shaped like a ramp. These hairstyles were popular in the early 90's. M.C. Hammer had one. See also, Moon Cricket

Hey!,did you see that split lip, gumby head, kloglodite over there eatin' that chicken.

by funkmaster flemdog June 2, 2004

Head Cracker

People who like to crack heads.

The head cracker hit the man with a pipe wrench and killed him.

by Nader01 December 10, 2012

Set head

to give head or a blowjob

did you set head last nite?

by ohdearmex June 23, 2009

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 26, 2004

Head pubies

When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.

Jeez: Oh SNAP! Head pubies
OH: Quacky poo Quacky Poo DOO ME Hardels?
Jeez: Jeez Jizz, That my line, Jizzzy JIZZZy stop it! Obvious dick is obvious!

by Genital Wang January 12, 2011