Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

American Eagle

When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.

"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"

by 50_shades_of_love August 8, 2016

African-American Yute

Black guy in toronto.

Some African-American Yute shot up my homie's homie Quavon.

by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

American Sushi

When a United States Marine chops up a old Japanese lady after being told to get out of their country.

Person 1 : Did you read the paper today? Another marine cut up a old Japanese lady for insulting old glory.

Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !

by Monkeypoop01 September 5, 2025

Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2022

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024