The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

Alex Frye

A philosophical and scientific genius that is shit in any sport.

He Jack what did you get on your philosophy test,

Jack: 20/30 :/
I was like an Alex Frye 100% and let my rugby team down on the weekend!

by JohnOnTheRadio April 5, 2017

Alex

Cute as fuck and i wanna eat his butt in the daily no cap

Damn theres Alex sheeeeeeeesh

by Stinky head May 27, 2021

Alex

Mostly a person that is kind to there friends.

(mean person): Is being mean to one of Alex's friend
Alex: Hey don't talk to my friend like that.

by DS1247 May 26, 2022

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

Your best friend. They are better than everyone else that you know. Don't act like you don't agree because deep down you do. They somehow started dating and you didn't know about it until now. Sorry not sorry. They're the best don't fight it.

"Who's better? Me your mother or Alex your friend that you've known for 2 weeks."
"Alex."

by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023

Alex

A dude that likes cats.

Alex likes cats.

by Not_an_alex_that_likes_cats November 24, 2021