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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Paul

A man with a massive schlong or schlange he is a absolute beast and will fight anyone who comes at him...he's also great in the sheets
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Paul

You is a real faggot Paul
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Paul

You is a real faggot Paul”
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donald paul

a mega chad whose dick is beyond comprehension
Person: That guy loves men soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, he must be a donald paul.
by abcdimakememes May 16, 2023
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eye ball Paul

A drinking game that entails pouring a strong spirit into each eye before taking a large swig from the bottle.
John can’t see because he just did an eye ball Paul
by The skinner June 3, 2023
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Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.
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