somebody toucha my spaget

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Somebody toucha my spaget!

by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019

Light toucher

a light toucher means someone who you touch on sexually gets flustered or moans softly easily

person 1: woah dude i heard things got heated last night what happened
person 2: oh nothing happened shes just a light toucher

by brusheksidjdnnsnnapenis June 17, 2020

Flame toucher

Shilo

Shilo is such a flame toucher

by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020

Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.

That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020