Timmy: 'Ur mum gay'
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*
by Elephant_likes_beep_beeps May 11, 2018
Get the No umug. A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024
Get the U up?mug. 1. British Person: Welcome to the u/k! :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
by KB_2024 September 20, 2023
Get the u/kmug. by Exotic_Butters_in_a_basket January 20, 2022
Get the No Umug. when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.
by evapeeve August 18, 2022
Get the u up for it ayemug. by U cant hear me pussi boi April 22, 2018
Get the no fuck umug. The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
Get the would-umug.