Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

egg

(n.) A three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's ass.

James May: Egg was a type of powder, and then they discovered it was an actual...three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's arse...

by daz14lpa June 7, 2021

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022