Cool person

Someone who listens to NF.

You don't many people who listen to NF.

Only a cool person does it.

by BlackBalloons March 25, 2022

Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.

I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.

by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

My personal information

Lmao I got you didn’t i

1: why the fuck would I ever leak my personal information online???
2: ye who does that?

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.

That guy is a “person the 3rd”

by Akithegoat June 13, 2024

Little person

Mason curtis

Mason curtis is such a little person

by Kaitlyns son May 24, 2021

Two Person Mosh Pit

A fistfight.

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."

by marblesoda July 17, 2016