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crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
mugGet the crack head marriagemug.

Crack

by l0nix June 9, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.
Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.
by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017
mugGet the crack ragmug.

Quiet Cracking

Happens when your partner is not moving at all during sex and makes you do all of the work.
Yo dawg, I was quiet cracking with my chick last night and I could hear a pin drop.
by MrBungle1969 August 19, 2025
mugGet the Quiet Crackingmug.

crack adict

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.
Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
mugGet the crack adictmug.

slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.
by uwotm869 June 29, 2017
mugGet the slimy crackmug.

crack house

A place where a crack head can circumvent. Lounge ,purchase, and enjoy their drug
I'm gonna head to the crack house for a rock
by Towli37 November 6, 2018
mugGet the crack housemug.

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