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Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.
I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently
Straight Up Theory by El Choso November 8, 2025

straight house

Yo, Jimmys got the straight house. lets drink tonight boys.
straight house by seggyback123 November 20, 2025

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed
“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
Straight Anakin by Reddycolt December 28, 2025

Japanese Straight 

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

Twisted straight 

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.