"Bro I really like Alyssa she's cute"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. by Sambam01 September 10, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020
Get the SIMP-recruitermug.