Potato

The origin of french fries. And tater tots. The greatest starchy food of all time. THE POTATO

Potatos are cewl.

by random idiot who does stuff July 18, 2020

grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Potato

The most holy fruit

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*

by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.

"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."

by Sweettreat7 August 8, 2020

1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

Potato

Vegetable

Name 3 vegetables
1. apple
2.spaggheti
3.potato
-Good job!

by OsirisSonOfSomeone September 2, 2020

Potato

A name for a person who you love

Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!

by Redpineapple September 10, 2020