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Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
mugGet the Short People manlet gangmug.

Cat people

A perpetrator of incest. Fathers having sex with daughters, brothers having sex with brothers and or sisters and vice versa. Etc etc etc
Go away you cat people, I want nothing more to do with you, your not touching me in an untoward manner ever again.
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
mugGet the Cat peoplemug.

Beatle People

Beatlemaniacs who believed that the members of their favorite band were clean-cut nice boys like in the film A Hard Day's Night.

The term was confirmed by the Beatles themselves in a 1965 Playboy interview, where they said it was originally used by fan magazines. They picked up the term and used it to (sometimes humorously) make sure fangirls knew how perfect they were.
John: I've cheated on my wife thousands of times.
Paul: That's not true, Beatle People!
George: Yeah, I'M the one who has been cheating on John's wife.

*Disclaimer: Not real quotes. As far as we know.
by FeelinTwoFootSmall September 15, 2013
mugGet the Beatle Peoplemug.

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
mugGet the National Short People Named Marius Daymug.
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
mugGet the National Beat Up Short People Daymug.
People's Republic of Espirito Santo, also shortened as PRES, is the name of a separatist movement in the state of Espirito Santo that supports the independence of Espirito Santo and the creation of a People's Republic on it, seeking to end neoliberalism and capitalism in Espirito Santo and adopt an economical model that can variate between Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism to Marxism-Leninism and Monteirism. People's Republic of Espirito Santo is enemy of Kingdom of Espirito Santo, that's other capixaba separatist movement that supports the creation of a neoliberal kingdom in Espirito Santo and it heavily opposes the People's Republic of Espirito Santo.
"Long live to the People's Republic of Espirito Santo and the struggle against neoliberalism and capitalism in Latin America."
by Full Monteirism June 3, 2021
mugGet the People's Republic of Espirito Santomug.

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
mugGet the Listen to people who have the outcome, bromug.

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