shady nut

a shady nut

"You said shady nut,"
"I want to talk to you after class." Mr. D

"The shady nut-I mean shady night,"

by shadynuts4lyfe March 27, 2017

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

Frying a nut

Frying a nut.
This is dropping acid, or otherwise known as LSD, and experiencing the effects known as a “fry”.

Jake: “Hey I just bought a couple tabs! Wanna come over and fry a nut with me?”
Madison: “frying a nut is my favorite!”

by ayganggang June 5, 2019

taco nut

Nutting inside a soft-shelled taco, then eating it.

Damn I just taco nutted.

by KAIDENWOLFE February 14, 2017

Dylan’s Nuts

Uranium filled pleasure pustules. In which belong to Dylan, that slimy bastard. That slippery soup stick. That devious man.

Steve: WHY IS YOUR GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATH BED!!???!!!?!!
Finch: Dylan’s nuts.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

nut-blam

The use of extreme force upon male genitalia in video games.

Oh Man! I just nut-blamed that bitch!

by Scorpius357 May 24, 2006