mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 03, 2021

Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

Bred by mouth

Whereby someone has been bred (“raised”) by an all bark no bite parent whereby they make threats and don’t follow them through.

Honestly mate your bred by mouth, full of empty threats.

by Scousec July 08, 2019

Mooper mouth

One with abnormally large lips and eats a whole lot

Look at him! He has a huge Mooper mouth

by June 11, 2023

twottin mouth

similar to cotton mouth except your mouth is dry from eating alotta vagina

After eating all that pussy I had a major case of twottin mouth.

by thesensone June 26, 2011