potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.

Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn

by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021

Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.

Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Potato

The most random word in ever.

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!

by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

by HiNyam December 12, 2020