The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
Get the jump-off night mug.a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
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Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011
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"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
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