Space Monkey

*watch fight club* u dumb ass cockbunny..
(look up cockbunny)

"you look like a monkey ready to be shot into space,, Space monkey" *slap*

by space monkey September 2, 2003

Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes

Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.

by Ando2 February 23, 2010

Fucked a monkey

1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.

Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"

Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"

Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"

by xzekiel June 7, 2009

steel monkey

An Orange flavored JOOSE mixed with a Steel Reserve 40oz.

"I blacked out again after drinking a steel monkey"

by addc October 20, 2009

monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman

After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.

by dr. brown January 1, 2006

monkey raping

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back

is it just me or is he monkey raping you

by flameinhell October 25, 2006

monkey twat

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).

Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.

by Awesome3000 November 10, 2008