Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
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"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."
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"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
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My stepsister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
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"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."
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