Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222

fucking weebs

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny

by horseboy222 May 16, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

Smoking Like a Horse

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.

Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.

by Goblin13 December 30, 2019

how many horse

Yes, many!

Tim:How many horse?

John:*Demonicly*... yes

by Slimyboi. April 13, 2020

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020