Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

Dropped the kids with grandma

When your girlfriend is sick or drunk and throws up cum on her mom

What happened to your girl last night she got drunk so I took her home and she dropped the kids with grandmas when she walked in the door. True shit

by suckit227 April 11, 2017

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018

Himalayan Rock Drop

Sexual Act:

Man gives oral sex from a supine position whilst being masterbated by his partner. If the man climaxes before his partner, the partner raises both arms above their head and upon climax stikes the mans testicles.

I'm so in the mood for a Himalayan Rock Drop

My balls are in my stomach after that Himalayan Rock Drop

by Watchingfromtheboosh May 23, 2016

Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.

"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."

by shittybex September 19, 2016

drop obama in the whitehouse

The event that occurs when you go to the toilet and drop all the brown huge shit.

Hurry up! I have to drop obama in the whitehouse

by Urban Yolo February 5, 2018

Drop Dead @ 2

On December 4th DROP DEAD at 2:00pm tomorrow even in lessons and don’t talk ormove for 2 and a half minutes straight...Confusing the s**t out of the Teachers 😂

Teacher: Can someone read out question 3 on the extract from Macbeth
Students are silent
Teacher: HeLlO!?!?
2 mins later
Student: Do two PETEZD Paragraphs on the extract from Macbeth given to you

Drop Dead @ 2- Be silent at 2

by Mad definitions for y’all December 3, 2019