Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.

That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 6, 2019

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024

The milky dragon

During fellatio, when the "finish" is in one's mouth and the supplier makes them laugh so they sneeze it out.

I was getting some real good sucky-sucky last night, but I when I moaned it released the milky dragon. At that point I guess I should say I got some sloppy-toppy.

by StevenJJ August 17, 2022

Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.

“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”

by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024

Dragon

Weed

Dude those dragons we slayed got me so high.

by QueDarkRose May 10, 2019

Dragon Ball syndrome

When the plot of an action series devolves into: good guy fights strong bad guy, loses, gets stronger, then defeats strong bad guy. strong good guy then finds an even stronger bad guy, vice versa. Some examples of Dragon Ball syndrome are Power Rangers, My Hero Academia and Skibidi Toilet.

Why do people watch that stupid toilet gmod thing? it's plot is the textbook definition of Dragon Ball syndrome.

by tacklezzz January 8, 2024

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021