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halfprice chris 

an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall
nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to
halfprice chris by layne226 June 27, 2008

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.
Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

Lil Chris Ili 

A person who acts like and/or is an outright asshat that brags about how great and amazing they are at something when they truly aren't whatsoever.
"Quit being such a lil chris ili, dude"
"I don't hang around that guy, he acts like a lil chris ili"
Lil Chris Ili by MrCraptastic June 25, 2016

Twisty Chris 

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.
Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes
Twisty Chris by Videorocker27 April 5, 2022

hurricane chris 

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino
Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

hurricane chris by Papalito September 5, 2007

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother