Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Beer blister

The blister that forms when you are out of practice opening twist tops

That’s a helluva beer blister you got

by Moreasstolove August 13, 2023

beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.

(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 14, 2024