Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 18, 2021
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The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
by 4B16 April 09, 2011
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american armed forces

Like the Canadian Armed Forces but better
the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"
by Teevee360 February 01, 2017
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A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 muahlonnbes and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 MEXIT and 1 TOEHUN 20 board game pieces that comes with this game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 26, 2022
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American charizard

The act of pouring hot sauce along the vagina of a female and proceeding to "eat her out" then spitting the hotsauce out in her face.
Bro i didn't know sharon was a freak like that. We went back to her place and one thing led to another and we ended up doing an american charizard
by Thenewgenmen December 07, 2022
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