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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.
Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)
by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022
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Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3

Fortnite pro:Fortnite Chapter 5 season 3 is so ass
Kid:wdym,it's amazing with all those cars and turrets
Fortnite pro:that's why you'll never get earnings
by G3AFastboy17 May 28, 2024
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September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5
“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”
by stupidponey88262774 January 5, 2022
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5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.
My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!
by badboggler November 5, 2021
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5 star restaurants

fancy eateries that charge a crapload of money for a small dish garnished with herbs, specially cut carrots, a tiny scoop of sauce to dip in, and shaved gold from a bar of gold
I eat at 5 star restaurants. I always order 10mg of caviar and get charged $100.00
by THORRR SMASHHH February 19, 2015
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