Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
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Get the Cutie Pig mug.Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
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Jake was in receipt of the pigged up oinker from Steven. The inevitable pig transformation caused Stevens trotters to appear in full force.
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Get the Pig mug.Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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