Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.

"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"

by Voltron132 January 24, 2022

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Jesus Is Latinx

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😱: Jesus Is Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus Christ

God, Gods son manifested in the flesh and our lord and savior.

“Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”

by Mr Lean June 7, 2024

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 17, 2022