mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.

by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did

1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?

by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022

Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment

Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.

by JReverend September 14, 2023

Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.

Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.

by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021

Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013