An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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harry styles and olivia wilde are friends. olivia is still happily married to jason.
though harry styles has said nothing on the situation, people continue to believe in the stunt whole-heartedly. *laughs*
harry styles and olivia wilde are friends. olivia is still happily married to jason.
though harry styles has said nothing on the situation, people continue to believe in the stunt whole-heartedly. *laughs*
“bro did you see the new pap pics of harry and olivia for the h + o stunt??? pls it’s so funny i’m screaming how does ANYONE believe this ahhdjdhidhsksjhsk”
by HABITSWEETCREATURE<3 February 26, 2021
Get the h + o stunt mug.That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
by bran muffins November 14, 2013
Get the butts o' clock mug.1.Only the coolest, most bad-ass dinosaur in the entire fucking universe.
It has chainsaw arms and laser-beam eyes, with robotic riders that carry big-ass guns and chew bubble gum. Only weakness is Chuck Norris
2. Another way of saying someone is amazing.
It has chainsaw arms and laser-beam eyes, with robotic riders that carry big-ass guns and chew bubble gum. Only weakness is Chuck Norris
2. Another way of saying someone is amazing.
by Phazez0rz November 16, 2010
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by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017
Get the Jack-O-Lantern mug.A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010
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