Red Wings

The worst thing to happen to the NHL with the exception of maybe the Columbus Bluejackets. The Red Wings have at least 9 hall of famers on their team at a time. They make an attempt to buy the Stanley cup every year.

Those Detroit Red Wings can suck my ass. The frickin' Ducks beat them out in the first round. I hope the Red Wings never win another playoff game...ever!

by Maple Leaf Fan May 16, 2003

red hand

1. one who is caught red-handed.
2. a murderer.

1. The inmate is a red hand. He was caught while stealing money from the till.
2. The red hand was sentenced to life.

by uttam maharjan July 31, 2011

red up

Red Up (Adj)
Used to describe some one who has been smoking cannabis and is higher than high but not so far as to be deffin. It is the kind of high as to have the munchies but end up being easily distracted, as shown in the Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle movie.

I was red up in ASDA buying some food... and then I bought Cool Runnings instead.

by EricElectric February 20, 2010

Red shirt

Very attractive young female that has yet to reach the age of consent.

Guy 1: See the red shirt over there, she's smokin'!
Guy 2: Don't you think she's a little too young?
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, She's a red shirt, not on this seasons roster.

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

red beer

Refers to the frothy mixture a sexually aroused female produces during her period.

I like the taste of red beer, but I hate how it stains my teeth.

by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003

red velvet

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012

Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.

"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."

by Gary December 8, 2003