Made of Money

What your mom says she isn't, then realises she is

You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money

by NoodleNukes March 5, 2025

Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

by user19377383 March 16, 2025

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025

Big black monkey

Jamal

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass

by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025