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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
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Tom Roger

28. November is national Tom Roger beat up day.
by Mortenhaaage November 28, 2019
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Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox
Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom
by Somiafaw February 9, 2020
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Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70
Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia
by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021
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Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom
“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”
by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024
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Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it
Oi Tom nieb is a pleb
by Boothy69 November 9, 2023
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Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!
Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom
by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021
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