Michael

Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked

Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.

by Huejass December 22, 2021

michael ratlips

a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"

has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe

hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate

by mungolions March 9, 2009

michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe

Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me

by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019

Michael

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.

"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."

by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022

Michael

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick

"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"

by chillpickles October 30, 2022

Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs

Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh

by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024