butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

Ape brain freak

a nice and a good friend but has and ape like brain with any insult he will get really mad for no reason.

"stop you freak"
"what you say to me you fu4k" try's to start a fight
ape brain freak : wear nike satty and thinks hes fly

by ethanlynch March 25, 2019

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Brain dead

MRA

Your literally brain dead
Your literally MRA.

by Yo boi chips ahoy March 26, 2020

Brain

I don't have one (and sometimes others don't).

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain

by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021

Braining

When there's something that doesn't have any sense but it does have sense but you can't understand

My brain is not braining

by ouqpw9JOwajdhlWOIDJLOdhoòiqWHò May 5, 2024

Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.

“I can’t think I got Gym Brain”

by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022