crack

to have sex with somebody

person 1 : "on god im gonna crack mrs delite"

person 2 : "she's like 60, you're fucking disgusting"

by kevsmellmyfarttt July 31, 2025

crack

Drugs or something that everybody wants

yo that shit is crack

by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular

Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs

by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 7, 2019