Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.

• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
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by anonymous August 21, 2025

take a powder

Polite way of saying you need to fart or leave abruptly. back in the days of newspaper funny pages or cartoons farting was commonly depicted using a poof of body powder to show they farted. this was only known by kids or hip people so when you said it adults wouldent get it.

Well if you excuse me i need to go "take a powder" jonny said as he abruptly left the diner table to great amuse.

by looneyalykey August 26, 2025

takeover

An unsanctioned gathering where large groups of people block off a public intersection or roadway, often to perform stunts such as drifting, burnouts, or donuts. These events typically disrupt traffic, attract crowds, and can escalate into riot-like activity involving property damage or clashes with authorities.

You pulling up to the takeover tonight?

by aceybones September 14, 2025

Taeeomaweom

People who discard you from their lives. They shouldn't ever become prime ministers.

She could never be a prime minister, she's a taeeomaweom.

by bigfridge180 September 16, 2025

Take a George

Commonly used when describing taking a nap.

"Yo, I couldn't sleep last night. Think imma take a George."
"Ugh, I could use a George."

by Pencilneckfuck May 2, 2025

Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025