Digital Pigeon Soldier

A tattoo covered subterranean who obsesses over blackout on Xbox. Spends every waking hour looting houses and the backpacks of fallen adversaries. Known for dropping in the same spot everytime and complaining about there not being a backpack. Also known for demeaning teammates when they don't win in duos. The type of teammates that will call you all day, starting at 4 am, until sundown to play and then rage out when things go south. A gamer who has to grow on you before you can stand the sound of their raspy voice in game chat. A winner in the digital world; but, a real degenerate scumbags loser overall.

I used to.really like video games. Now every time I turn my box on some scummy digital Pigeon soldier sends me a barrage of invites.

by mau di dieu mau May 27, 2019

the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.

Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?

by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019

Stanky slip n slide

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)

We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow

by TheRadadar July 11, 2019

Mediterranean Slip and Slide

When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.

"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"

by Axelthered11 August 19, 2019

Socks and Sliders

There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.

Like, for real mann, don’t.

Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*

by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019

1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.

“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”

by Shsuacs November 20, 2019

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019