Slap the Kitty

The act of Female Masturbation.

Jenna slap the kitty last night when I was fucking her.

by Mr.Cricket May 25, 2016

Slap the bag

A saying used to define when an individual has succeeded in performing a certain task, thus emulating the experience of receiving a bag of money and slapping it

Let’s get this job done and slap the bag!

by Dr. Obturius May 15, 2019

Slap-head

Usually Someone Who Has An Egghead (Head Shaped Like An Egg)
They Are Very Stupid And Non-intellectual Or The Complete Opposite Some See Them As Nerds
Most Of The Time There Heads Are Very Shiny And Round

Slap-Head

by x Jack x February 9, 2009

h-slap

a slap that is delivered horizontally overhanded, usually delivered to the nose and mouth region of the face, with extreme force and prejudice.

person 1: mane...you here what happend to that one hoe krissi, from 7th street the other day?

person2: nah man, what went down?

person1: man...this bitch was acting a fool in the resteraunt, bitching to her pimp bout how he treat his white bitch better....before she knew it...that mutha fucka reached over and h-slapped the shit outa her...man, then he threw $200 at her and left her ther crying

by Brent "Witty" February 6, 2010

Omaha S'mores Slap

The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)

While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap

by Johnson Wreckter June 21, 2009

Slap ass month

There is no such a thing as "slap ass month" it is NOT okay to do that to someone.

My friend: "hahahah imma slap her's ass"
Me:"bro, no, it's not okay"
My friend: "but it's slap ass month"
Me: "no, it's just rude"

by SomeoneWhoRespectsOthers October 12, 2020

Slap ass day

On April 12 every year is national Slap ass day. Take advantage this is the only day of the year you can slap a ass, single or taken today is your day

Damn she thicc, Good thing it’s national slap ass day!

by National Dayz April 11, 2019