smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity

I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.

by smackingoneout May 22, 2012

One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

by Nate_G October 13, 2020

One Eight Train

When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.

Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.

by John Ro$$ November 28, 2017

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.

Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!

by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011

One Punch Man

A bald guy named Saitama, who is a hero for fun and he can technically kill people, aliens or whatever he's fighting with - like the car alien- with one punch. He has a "student" named Genos and he's a cyborg, they applied for the hero association and their names are "Bald Cape" and "Demon Cyborg"

It's a very awesome, lit, funny anime so you should watch it.

How to be One Punch Man 101:
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km run EVERY DAY

by TheDicer44 May 28, 2019

one inch bergen

A slang used by people who know the real name of OMFG (music producer) calling out his small penis.

Person 1: Dudeee! Have you heard of the music producer OMFG aka. Alex Savage?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a one inch bergen.

by kurtsiberg February 25, 2018