Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.
by Why would you want a username March 6, 2020
Get the Tommug. Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person alive , he's a really chill person with a great personality.
He is the sexiest man alive .
He is the sexiest man alive .
by Hytrons November 22, 2021
Get the Tom Jankowiakmug. Tom is one of the kindest and most considerate people you will ever met. Not only does Tom take into account how you're feeling, but they can also talk about how they're feeling as well and apply that to the situation to try and help you out. Jesus, if you ever meet a Tom, don't hesitate to make friends with them and also love them forever (that last step is optional)
If someone ever asks 'how's Tom,' tell them that he's himself, and the person asking will immediately understand.
by i need some socks October 5, 2019
Get the Tommug. a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone
by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018
Get the tom huntmug. Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
Get the To pull a Tom Schmitzmug. Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.
by betsylou January 13, 2021
Get the Tommug.