dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

blank brain

When you are so stoned and don’t wish to feel emotions so you just zone out.

Yo dawg is she good she looks like she went blank brain

by Blakley January 6, 2021

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

Brain

The center organ in your body in which depending on your level of intelligence is used to guide you through life

Jack: What is the problem with number 5?
Jenny: Omg use your Brain to figure it out

by Carter_is_weird January 20, 2021

rainbow brain

When there's a connection between two peoples' brains and they're on the same page at the same time.

I asked my friend about going to a concert and rainbow brain she replied with the exact band I was thinking of that moment.

by Zelda22 January 21, 2021

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021