Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

josh

josh is a lazy person tbh he will not wake up he spends his whole semester in bed

Mom: GET UP

josh: NO

by monkey with an ak May 18, 2021

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025

Josh

The best name in existence

Josh is awesome and the best man in existence

by ohyeaimcool November 1, 2022

Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.

by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024

josh

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.

hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.

" hey josh how are you?! "
* walks away *

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Josh

The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face

- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!

by Anjpal June 6, 2024