Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
by hungryangrybill March 01, 2011
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The waffle house has found its new host
The waffle house has found its new host
by TWHHFINH January 15, 2023
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It’s when a waffle house successfully found a new host for them. It’s a funny meme but that spreading throughout the internet faster than light itself. As we speak right now, it is being spammer.
I guess it’s a copypasta.
Guy 1: Did you know that the waffle house has found its new host?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m the new host. You’re fired.
by Dr. Dickman January 18, 2023
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A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008
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by gorkhe December 31, 2012
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