Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
by ServantA August 20, 2021
Get the Tulum Jesusmug. by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
Get the Mexican Jesusmug. Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
Get the Black Jesusmug. ShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrekShrek
jesus=Shrek
by Hugh Cockiner September 6, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
Get the jesus hairmug. 1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
Get the Jesus Cruzmug.