Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

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someone that has the appearance of a hard boiled egg; natalie

girl: omg she looks like such an egg!
other girl: yeah that’s natalie.

by brookline scott April 7, 2019

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Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....

Beaney is such a Bust Egg

by Stants Hero April 24, 2016

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Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.

"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.

by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016

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Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

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Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

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